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Fic: A Cheesy Job

Title: A Cheesy Job
Author: astri13
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Genre: RPS AU
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~ 1.000
Summary: Jared still adapts to the change - and takes his first steps into job-life.
Disclaimer: Don`t own the guys, sadly. No copyright infringement intended.
Notes: Part of the CheeseVerse, sequel to Dreams are made of Cheese and A Cheesy Life Still CRACK.




"Okay Mr...", the bald man looked down on his clipboard, frowning, "Mouse?"

Jared nodded happily. He finally had a job, and today was his very first day. He couldn't wait to get started. Who knew you could get paid for eating? That was like a dream come true to Jared.

After many debates with Jensen about pursuing a career in either the food or the sex business, Jared had agreed on the food thing. After all, eating was fun too. And Jared got all the sex he could possibly want at home with his Jensen.

So now Jared was officially a "product research assistant". He just hoped said products would involve lots and lots of cheese. Jared had made sure to mention this preference in his job interview. Multiple times. The man who'd interviewed him had looked a bit thrown by that but had promised to put Jared in the dairy department.

He just hoped his new name wouldn't be a problem now. Jensen had objected the use of 'Jared Mouse', but Jared had held firm on the matter. He felt it was important for a man - or a mouse - to stay true to his roots. And there was nothing wrong with being a rodent, or a former rodent, as the case may be. Mice deserved more respect as it was.

In the end Jared had convinced Jensen by doing that thing with his tongue, Jensen liked so much; right before doing that thing with his cock, Jensen liked even better. Even though afterwards Jensen always walked funny for a day or two.

The bald man - Jared had forgotten his name so in his head he named him 'Baldy' - cleared his throat uncomfortably. He clutched his clipboard to his chest and tried again. "As I said, Mr…Mouse," to Baldy's credit he barely stumbled over the name this time, "I assume you have familiarized yourself with our hygiene regulations?"

Jared frowned. He wasn't sure he understood the question. He'd received many papers to read before starting this job, and Jensen had helped Jared going through them. Though to be honest the thing Jared remembered most vividly from this studying sessions were the sweet little freckles on the inside of Jensen's thigh.

"Our hygiene regulations? How you are required to keep yourself and your workplace clean at all times?" Baldy looked at Jared dubiously.

Jared nodded earnestly. "Oh yes, of course. I'm very clean. I take lots and lots of showers with my Jensen. Do you want to see a picture of us under the spray? I have one right here." Busily Jared started rummaging around in his bag. He'd brought many pictures of his beautiful Jensen or them together to surround himself with at work.

Since discovering that Jensen's camera had this wonderful little button that allowed it to take pictures all by itself, Jared had gotten quite creative with it. Jensen was a bit iffy on the nude pictures of them but didn't have the heart to curtail Jared's fun. Of course, to Jared, the video camera had gotten to be even more fun.

Baldy, though, looked horrified. His stumpy little arms flailed around as if to ward Jared off. "NO…um, no, that won't be necessary. Please follow me to your workstation."

Soon, Jared was seated at a table, an,d to his great delight, there were numerous plates with cheese waiting for him already. They had little sticks with numbers in them, and Jared wasn't sure he'd be able to finish them all, but he would certainly give his very best. After all, he wanted to leave a good impression on his first day.

Baldy handed Jared a clipboard of his own with a few more instructions before stepping a few feet back to observe. Choosing to ignore him for the moment, Jared dug in, busily scribbling down notes between bites.

This went on for a while until a frowning Baldy came to Jared's table again. "Is something wrong with the product, Mr.Mouse?" He indicated the third plate of cheese that Jared was still in the process of devouring.

Munching heartily, Jared shook his head wildly. "No, no, it's great. Delicious."

Baldy raised an eyebrow. "You are not actually required to eat all of it. A small sample will suffice," he explained.

Jared's eyes grew big. They wanted him to only take little bites and let the rest of the glorious cheese go to waste? Surely he'd misunderstood. "That's alright, I don't mind finishing it." He smiled at Baldy.

Baldy didn't smile back. "Please, just take your sample, grade it and move on."

Jared's shoulders slumped. Suddenly he felt much less enthusiastic about this new job. From what he saw on TV, on those special channels, this "take a small sample and move on" thing didn't seem to apply to the sex industry. Jared wondered if it was too late to switch gears.

Maybe he could convince Jensen to quit his boring job and work together with Jared. He was sure they could do just as good a job, if not a better one, than most of the couples in those porn things.

Jared had already taken a few videos of them having sex because it was always fun to watch them and then have lots and lots of sex again. Now he just needed to know if people would like them. Maybe this thing Jared had recently discovered could help with that. It was called the Internet…


- The End? -


Read on how Mouse!Jared and Jensen celebrate the Holiday Season in Merry Cheese-mas

Comments

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ilovesn
Oct. 17th, 2007 12:38 am (UTC)
OH MY YOURE NOT.....

OH GOD, Jared Mouse & Jensen UNCENSORED :D

You bad bad girl you :D

ROFL :D

I love Mr. Mouse ;D
astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 11:25 am (UTC)
You bad bad girl you :D

Moi? *whistles innocently* Okay, maybe a little bit. :)
Thank you so much.
dare_to_dream06
Oct. 17th, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)
*gigglesnort*
love love love.
and love some more.

hehe.

we def need some more of Jared Mouse (lmao) possibly NC-17 with a LOT of Jensen on the side, soon. =) yes?


astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 11:24 am (UTC)
we def need some more of Jared Mouse (lmao) possibly NC-17 with a LOT of Jensen on the side, soon. =) yes?

Heh. I`ll see what I can do. :) Thank you muchly.
sam_can_do_it
Oct. 17th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
I LOVE Jared Mouse!!! I can't wait to see what Jared's plan is!
astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 11:23 am (UTC)
It`s hard not to fall for Jared Mouse, he`s just so cute. :) Thank you so much. And stay tuned for more to come.
(Anonymous)
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
I LOVE THIS VERSE!!!! I love how he calls him "my Jensen" and I love that he's staying true to his mouse roots. Please, please, more, more! I'm as addicted to this as mouse!Jared is to cheese!
astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 11:20 am (UTC)
I'm as addicted to this as mouse!Jared is to cheese!

Heh. Thank you muchly. I wholly plan on writing more in the verse. Just waiting for the cheese-craving to strike. :)
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astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 11:19 am (UTC)
I`m in various stages of development on longer pics so it`s actually like taking a break working on some fluffy Mouse!Jared pieces. :)
And I`m glad that it still ends up being fun. Thank you so much.
laisserais
Oct. 17th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
Hee! I just read all three stories in this 'verse. They're very cute! and i love the idea of Jared being completely into filming himself and Jensen having sex. and oh man, the things he could do with the internet. *g*

I look forward to finding out what happens next.
astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 11:17 am (UTC)
and oh man, the things he could do with the internet. *g*

Heh. *starts to sing "The internet is for porn"*

Thank you muchly. I`m glad you liked it.
trueshellz
Oct. 17th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
haha
I LOVE IT!
*hugs you*
astri13
Oct. 17th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
Heh. Thank you. Glad you liked. :)
anakin415
Oct. 18th, 2007 01:09 am (UTC)
OMG Jared Mouse just doesnt stop with teh cuteness !!! love this
astri13
Oct. 18th, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much. Am glad the cute factor worked for you. :)
culturegeek76
Oct. 18th, 2007 09:45 am (UTC)
I don't see Jared asking for Jensen's permission before posting on the internet.... for some reason, I imagine Jensen finds out because of someone in his apartment saying something to him on the elevator or similar.

Oh my. Then he'd go home freaking out and Jared would be all "what? don't be mad, they love us. We can be rich. Let's get a live feed web cam... I'll cover you in cheese and lick it off and people will pay, yes?"

And Jensen will say "NO." but they will have sex and Jensen will forget why he was so mad.... hee hee.
astri13
Oct. 18th, 2007 07:34 pm (UTC)
I don't see Jared asking for Jensen's permission before posting on the internet.... for some reason, I imagine Jensen finds out because of someone in his apartment saying something to him on the elevator or similar.

Oh my. Then he'd go home freaking out and Jared would be all "what? don't be mad, they love us. We can be rich. Let's get a live feed web cam... I'll cover you in cheese and lick it off and people will pay, yes?"

And Jensen will say "NO." but they will have sex and Jensen will forget why he was so mad.... hee hee.


Ha, that`s PERFECT. Now I won`t have to write it because that`s it in a nutshell. :)

Thank you.
chimerablack
Oct. 22nd, 2007 06:18 am (UTC)
This verse may be made of cheese, but you are made of awesome.

Can I have a mouse!Jared of my very own? He's so cute!
astri13
Oct. 22nd, 2007 01:05 pm (UTC)
This verse may be made of cheese, but you are made of awesome.

Thank you muchly. *blushes and takes a bow*

Can I have a mouse!Jared of my very own? He's so cute!

Aww, he is, isn`t he. Sadly I`m afraid he is one of a kind and unable to leave his flexible Jensen. He promises to post vids on the net though. :)
9thof9
Nov. 4th, 2007 01:02 am (UTC)
*cackling laughter

Mr. Mouse...

*more cackling laughter

Oh goodness, that was funny. I just love this Jared. He makes me want to get rid of all the mouse traps in my basement and put out cheese platers for the little guys that get into my birdseed.

I sure hope there's more in this 'verse.
astri13
Nov. 5th, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
Oh goodness, that was funny. I just love this Jared. He makes me want to get rid of all the mouse traps in my basement and put out cheese platers for the little guys that get into my birdseed.

Awww. That`s so sweet. And hey, you never know if there isn`t your very own Jared!mouse waiting to happen. :)

Thank you muchly.

More is planned, all depending on how the muse strikes me.
geeky_ginger
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:20 pm (UTC)
Haha...Yes Mouse!Jared...the people would love them!
astri13
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
Clearly he has understood the fundamental truth that the Internet is for porn. :) Thanks muchly.
joyfishsc
Jul. 23rd, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
I read the first two parts of this story in Chinese before. It 's so cute and funny that i had never forgot about it. Finally today i find the English version here.

Thank you. It is an amazing and really impressive story!
astri13
Aug. 3rd, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
It has been translated into Chinese? Wow, didn't know someone would find it worth the effort.

I'm glad you liked it, both versions. :) Thank you so much.
fayedoll
May. 16th, 2010 11:22 am (UTC)
HAHHAHHAHA OMG SAMPLES IN THE SEX INDUSTRY WOULD BE AWESOME XD
astri13
May. 18th, 2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
OMG SAMPLES IN THE SEX INDUSTRY WOULD BE AWESOME XD

Hee, probably. But the risk of the hotness melting the world would be too great. Thanks for commenting. :)
locknkey
May. 18th, 2010 02:23 pm (UTC)
I just read the first three of these and they are adorable!
astri13
May. 18th, 2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
Awww, thank you muchly. Glad you enjoyed them. :)
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